“You can’t go to bed without a cup of tea, maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep” is the dumbest lyric, I would post if I were listening to One Direction on repeat this morning.
Someone needs to make runner’s diapers.
It’s only a matter of time, really.
Is the chick from Center Stage doing Shamrock Shake commercials now?!
Picked up my Invisalign retainers today. Feels like my teeth are constantly being hugged. This is a bad thing.
On the plus side, you can’t eat with them in. So, no more casual, mindless snacking. I always hoped that at 29 I’d be slim and trim, lisping and drooling.
Giving a presentation on my thesis tomorrow in my bathing suit bottoms, because I’m out of clean underwear.