Failed to Integrate

I'm 28, single, and looking for a place to post my likes, thoughts, and gripes with a little anonymity. Most of this blog will be me complaining about the stupid shit that happens in my daily life. Just like every other blog on Tumblr.
Well, while I’m buying things with money I don’t have…

Well, while I’m buying things with money I don’t have…

“You can’t go to bed without a cup of tea, maybe that’s the reason that you talk in your sleep” is the dumbest lyric, I would post if I were listening to One Direction on repeat this morning.

Someone needs to make runner’s diapers.  

It’s only a matter of time, really.

Is the chick from Center Stage doing Shamrock Shake commercials now?!

Bathing suits arrived today!

Bathing suits arrived today!

Rainbow Aurora.

Picked up my Invisalign retainers today.  Feels like my teeth are constantly being hugged.  This is a bad thing.  

On the plus side, you can’t eat with them in.  So, no more casual, mindless snacking.  I always hoped that at 29 I’d be slim and trim, lisping and drooling.

Giving a presentation on my thesis tomorrow in my bathing suit bottoms, because I’m out of clean underwear.