One of my friends is in a good mood this morning.
Unfortunate note: this is not his actual body.
I just saw a fireman walking his dog.
Emo post
Sometimes I think back to my high school self and eye roll about how overdramatic I was about unrequited love like. But in the last few weeks I’ve been reminded about how crushing it can feel to be around someone you like that doesn’t like you all day every day.
Old person POV helps me to acknowledge it’s only temporary, I guess.
Weirdos
This guy in our department just randomly walked up to my work bestie, took her photo, and walked away.
Think she just made the spank bank.
Advice for the marrieds
“…I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.”
Theodore, age 8
(Source: 9GAG)
College throwback (headphones heads up, NSFW)
Yeah, exactly
Remember that feeling in high school when the guy you liked was absent and it was either a) Friday so you wouldn’t get to see him for THREE entire days or b) you were wearing your favorite outfit and looked rull good?
